Wednesday, September 22, 2010

A walk through the neighborhood

After a long three hour nap on the lobby couch, Ms. Pigg woke up and wanted to take a walk. Ms. Pigg was woken up by the loud and obnoxious Dimitri Domonov. He was saying that the earth was round, but Ms. Pigg didn't want to believe that bullshit. Everybody was staring at Dimitri with a very confused look on there face. "Whatever, maybe Dimitri is sleep-walking??" Ms. Pigg thought. Ms. Pigg just looked at him for a few seconds, then she started her walk.
Ms. Pigg walked over to the boxing gym with her sousa and noticed that there was a bus accident. The bus hit the boxer and there are a few people just standing around wondering what the hell happened. Ms. Pigg arrived at 7 o'clock and didn't know what to do. A crowd of people just stood there for 20 minutes all trying to help the boxer out. Ms. Pigg thought to herself, "How long does the ambulance take to get here? This can't be right..." So Ms. Pigg called 911 and around 10 minutes later the ambulance arrived at the scene. The ambulance takes the body away and now there is a crowd of people just standing around hesitantly wondering what to do next. Ms. Pigg recognizes the situation immediately, so she whips out her sousaphone and starts playing tunes. Ms. Pigg thought that maybe her talent would cheer up some up the shocked witnesses.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Lessons

It was 3:45 when Ms. Pigg gave LucyP a Sousaphone lesson. Lucy seemed really interested in the instrument because she kept on asking questions about it. Earlier this morning Marjorie Wilkins didn't wave to Ms. Pigg. All she did was look at Ms. Pigg like a crazy lady. Ms. Pigg noticed Brian run past her, slip and fall on his face. Ms. Pigg cracked up when she saw this.
Ms. Pigg talked to Leeroy for a while and asked if he would like to go to lunch with her. Ms. Pigg doesn't mind nudist. She was even considering taking off her clothes and joining Leeroy at lunch. Ms. Pigg's favorite food was vietnamese so she suggested that they go together and have lunch naked.

Ms. Pigg got tired of waving to people so she wanted to see if anybody was at the lake. She wanted something to eat, and she felt like eating fish. She got her bait and tackle, umbrella, and lawn chair and posted up at the lake. The lake didn't look to clean but Ms. Pigg didn't give a shit. After two long hours of fishing she finally caught something and carried it home in her hand. When Ms. Pigg got home she fried it up, ate it, and took a nap when she was done.