Friday, March 25, 2011

Robbery

The fire display that Ms. Pigg has been watching for the past half hour died down, so she left the carnival with a smirk on her face and waved goodbye to Paul Neuman. Ms. Pigg saw a balled up 10$ bill in the gutter of the street while walking down Maple street. The smirk on her face grew into a smile that streched from ear to ear. Ms. Pigg was so happy because she could get some fresh milk and ramen for a late lunch. Ms. Pigg skipped over to Hop N' Shop and just as she was about to open the door two robbers pushed her out of the way with a ATM machine in in their hands. She tripped over herself and fell to the ground. Ms. Pigg gets up, wipes the dust out of her eyes and watches the two robbers take the atm machine that was once in the Stop n Shop in the direction of a F-150. Ms. Pigg was about to dial 911 to get help but then she noticed that Celi Thompson was right next to her dialing and redialing the same number, 911. But after a couple of tries of the line still busy, she gave up, and Ms. Pigg didn't think she would have any luck. Ms. Pigg thought that maybe since the F-150 is right next to the police station, if enough people make noise they would get caught. So Ms. Pigg walked back to her home to take a nap after a ramen lunch.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Flames

Ms. Pigg wiped the sleepy crap from her eyes with her brittle fingers and smelled something very foul in the air. She looked out her window to where the smell was coming from and there were flames and smoke coming out of a trailer that was in the carnival. Ms. Pigg was furious with the carnival because it took all the spare change she made from playing the Sousaphone. But since Ms. Pigg is a pyromaniac she decided to go back to the carnival to get a better view of the flames.
Ms. Pigg passed through Paul Neuman and the ticket booth because she did not want the fire to die out before she got a chance to get up close with it. Ms. Pigg waved at Paul and he waved back with a smile on his face.
Ms. Pigg sat on a bench by the trailer to watch the carnival burn down right before her eyes. She just sat back, relaxed and enjoyed the show of everybody running around frantically trying to figure out how to extinguish the fire.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Carnival

Ms. Pigg looked cleaner than car that just came out of the car wash in her washed clothes. She puts away her Sousaphone in her room because her lips are shot, and rumor has it that there is a carnival in town, so Ms. Pigg walks over to the vacant lot to check it out. Ms. Pigg's favorite ride at a Carnival is the Bumper Cars, because she loves getting whip-lashed left and right. Ms. Pigg was pissed off though when she saw the ride had been closed because some idiots, Agnes Monaghan and a Clown decided to have a lunch break in the cars and they would not get out. I guess they were in love or something so Ms. Pigg just walked away from the situation with steam flying out of her red ears and hot head. She was so mad because there was nothing to do about it since no employees seemed to be running that specific ride.
Ms. Pigg walks up to a booth where the objective is to get 3 rings and land them on a Coke bottle. After spending 20 dollars on the game, her 7th game was more lucky for Ms. Pigg. Ms. Pigg landed all three rings on the same bottle and she was ecstatic, but the prizes were not hanging up on a wall like they would at a normal carnival. No, this booth had prizes of live animals, tattoo's, crack pipes, and other weird shit. So Ms. Pigg picked out the last living frog in the mini pool and she stuck it in her pocket. Ms. Pigg saved that frog because if she didn't get that frog out it was going to die like the others lying in the pool. Ms. Pigg had the brightest idea, and she was also broke from all the money spent on that one stupid game. On the way home Ms. Pigg swiftly walks through the park and takes out the frog in her pocket and lets it loose near the pond. The frog hops off, and Ms. Pigg has never felt a more accomplishing feeling than this. She wipes the tears off her long face and heads home for a peaceful nap.

Ms. Pigg

Ms. Pigg has not changed her clothes once in the past couple of weeks so she decides it is time to wash them. She does not have a washing machine in her apartment because she can not afford one. So Ms. Pigg goes across the street in the laundry mat. She walks in, puts her clothes in the washer, and watches her clothes spin in circle. Ms. Pigg gets bored immediately and it is uncomfortably humid inside the laundromat so she goes back to her room to get her Sousaphone and go for a walk.
Ms. Pigg walks through the park and just when she thought she would never see anything more out-of-place than Leeroy Jenkins, a guy in a red robe is passing by with his head down. He is in very bad shape, and he also smells really bad. So M.s Pigg makes the suggestion to wash the red robe he is wearing because it has more stains on it than a baby's bib.
Ms. Pigg's fingers are starting to freeze and her back is starting to ache from carrying the Sousa on the walk in the cold, so she heads back to the laundromat to put her clothes in the dryer. On the way back Ms. Pigg makes eye contact with Leeroy and they walk together to the laundromat. Ms. Pigg gives Leeroy a hug when she's at the entrance of the laundromat as a thank you for the company and it has also been a couple of weeks since they have been together. So Ms. Pigg walks back into the humid hell hole, puts her clothes in the dryer and falls into a trance of the clothes spinning around in circle.